Something I thought i'd let you all know Medical Team: Tribe mate OliviaSofie left the.. http://www.tengaged.com/blog/Yoshitomi/29682/worlds-longest-insult. As long as I'm happy, right. But none have struck terror in her little moose heart like this particular feather. You can just picture sterotypical pirates saying, "A vast ye mateys!". Some of the pages of this site contain a link encouging the two and a half people to e-mail the Patron Saint of Paper Clips. /*# sourceMappingURL=https://www.redditstatic.com/desktop2x/chunkCSS/IdCard.ea0ac1df4e6491a16d39_.css.map*/._2JU2WQDzn5pAlpxqChbxr7{height:16px;margin-right:8px;width:16px}._3E45je-29yDjfFqFcLCXyH{margin-top:16px}._13YtS_rCnVZG1ns2xaCalg{font-family:Noto Sans,Arial,sans-serif;font-size:14px;font-weight:400;line-height:18px;display:-ms-flexbox;display:flex}._1m5fPZN4q3vKVg9SgU43u2{margin-top:12px}._17A-IdW3j1_fI_pN-8tMV-{display:inline-block;margin-bottom:8px;margin-right:5px}._5MIPBF8A9vXwwXFumpGqY{border-radius:20px;font-size:12px;font-weight:500;letter-spacing:0;line-height:16px;padding:3px 10px;text-transform:none}._5MIPBF8A9vXwwXFumpGqY:focus{outline:unset} *cough*She's winning*cough* But that's just because I have so much to do to mantain and update this site, I rarely get a chance to just sit here and type. Then the problem with obesity in America would be blamed on evil food truck drivers as opposed to the harmless, benificient television and computer. A sing lap should be completed every time you hear this sound. I will show you an example with this completly true stuff that I experienced several years ago. I will never get over the embarrassment of belonging to the same species as you. That would explain that annoying green little blinkie light in them. You see, my school has "block" scheduling. Nor can I find it on any search engines. I have three very hard academic classes. I salute those people. I just can't seem to stop, though. Answer me, you blobby looking freak! I think that they should routinly die a slow, savage, agonizing deathI was just saying a random thing that I would never, ever do.) I am back. I only mention this 'cause I've accidently spelled constipation instead of conspiracy a few times. In other wordsthey hurt. Space is notorious for not having air. Like a division of mounties made entirely out of monks. What Makes A Good Writer? Who would have thought I have this much free time? HmmmmI suppose I should clarify that the Pikachu game was 3-D and your character was in first person mode(you see through character's eyes). I can't think of anything!? Hmmmmintersting. I mean, I KNOW people are coming hereI have proof! AIDA Formula While you wait for yesterday's tomorrow, lunge back and remember that day. Not that the aformentioned individual claims to have received hate mail (or mail of any kind) via a website link. Trinity, who is of course outside of the Matrix, knows this and chooses to enter the Matrix to save the day. Isn't that like a slang term for an insult? The researches even used highly advanced technololgy to map the surface of a pancake and compare it to documented geology of Kansas. Funny Emoji way of showing market cycles. Email List Ideas (and Generator) But you'd never prove it was infinite. Stay tuned to hear my thoughts on tanning, and an evil card game, and who knows what elseOkay I'm back. Why, the assasinating annoying cartoon characters buisness. I know where you are right now! How To Write A Newsletter I suppose that is the bane of all authors. But that is false! That's why I like fast-food salt. Okay. Sodoesn't that make you want to take Kansas' side (I sincerly appologize if you are from Kansas). I for one, didn't know about such dire consequences for not deliberatly failing classes. It only takes me a few minutes to get ready, then I can go back to bed. Would they dry into raisins? To prevent this, I did nothing. I'm back. I asked her what the golden rule of christianity was. Because they put subliminal messages in them, of course! It'll be covered in chicken feathers, and shaped like a chicken. This has been a public service announcment. I was bored, and a dilligent reader suggested I make fake commercials, sotherer they are. Anyway, seeya! Seeya. I have an extra-special rant for you all today, to celebrate the new domain name! Your life is one big W.O.M.B.A.T., and your future doesn't look promising either. Why, you ask? OR, maybe it's the writing. *enter Squirell* What's that, little Squirell? I'm in the coast I'm a ghost but means I cant roast your to toast I'm Glowing And still flowing and I'm gonna grab that dough before I blow I don't care if I'd get home only an hour or so before I normaly do. Just goes to show what boredom can do to you. One Pager Examples I must really be desperate for something to do. You would be correct in your suspiciousnessfor Mooses arch-enemy is*dramatic drumroll*a small, white, feather. Hi, I'm back. Because there are an infinite number of people on either side of the spectrum. No guarantee that he'll succeed in saving Trinity. Maybe I should make the link come here directlyHey! You have the personality of wallpaper. Now, I'm sure you've at least heard of subliminal messages , right? That had nothing to do whatsoever with subliminal messagesit's just cool to say. You can thank my associate "Meg" she came up with the PSOA acronym. I'm back. Code: 343 of the Flaming Chicken Handbook states that the Patron Saint of Paper Clips (thats me) is allowed to cause vague, pain like sensations while the offending person (or alien life form, dog, etc.) In any caseit's awful. I'm back. January 13, 2023 Performance by Ujala Qazi. You are the entropy which will claim us all. I despise everything about you, and I wish you would go away. That way all the members (what members) can print out a copy of it for themselves (if they didn't get that copy in the mail) I guess I'm done for the dayI know. You are a stench, a revulsion, a big suck on a sour lemon. Wow. To compound the EVIL situationI was forced to wear feminine shoes. 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Kennedy?" *yawn* I'm back. Yea, me! See? I'll just go on and on about how crazy you COULD be. If you don't understand the concept of numbers less than zero, (negative numbers) just skip this part. Neo is told that he has two choices. *let the panic begin! I few months ago I saw a movie about that. Even sheep won't have sex with you. Boy, are you mythical, mystical readers in for a treat, today! Stupid beyond the laws of nature. Because nature supposidly abhors a paradox. And did I mention that you smell? I don't exactly have a good track record with virtual pets. Best of cute long paragraphs for him copy and paste. I am not afraid to say that I love you and constantly praying for you. Even though my schedule is technically supposed to be completly differnt. You are a thick-headed trog. She didn't think it was weird, either. Anyway, I just finished rereading my longest text ever. Now I do. Lepers avoid you. Restaurant Name Generator I'm tired. After all, isn't that basicly what the best teachers do? I can't remember what I was gonna rant about. Oh, by the way, I was paid a decent compliment today. P.S. The basic moral belief that Polar bears should be WHITE. But the point is, if I were, say, freakily allergic to a random mineral, I could read the ingredients and not eat the salt. Purposly damaging the skin so you can look "attractive". Ugh. The Patron Saint of Paper Clips in no way wishes harm on your computer. One day I was randomly looking up images via Googleand 'lo and behold, there it was. I'm pretty sure you're not mebut you could be that other guy. Seeya. Work From Home Successfully BEWARE YOUR TOASTER OVEN! It's not like I have anything better to do. My dadwas on this site. I was very proud of her, just as you would be proud of a two-year-old who has just announced: "I WENT POO-POO ON THE POTTY!!!!!" You have all the appeal of a paper cut. Goodwhat? How do you know I even exist? That's right, folks. THANKS FOR COMING! Yeah. I do not want to live in a world where people like you are given the opportunity to work or have a say in anyone's future, let alone reproduce. While you're staring at copying and pasting, im rackin up those chicken din dins. I'm fucking surprised you weren't thrown out with the after birth, or aborted at the age of six, when you were finally able to speak, and your parents realize they made a mistake with you. I've decided to imortalize the stupidity of my dog, Moose. You should be promoted to Engineering Manager. You seethey feel that the only way to reward academic achievementyada-yada-yadais to force the smart kids to be ushers for Senior Honor Nite, and Graduation. "Lots of death, lots and lots of death in this section. Is your school playground a gateay to the underworld? (In a very vast sense) And: did you ever notice that the word "conspiracy" is vastly similar to the word "constipation". The only good you could do for this world at this point is to allow your self to decompose in the woods to aid the surrounding flora in replacing the oxygen you waste on a daily basis. Spooky, huh? trump will build his wall and keep dumb spics like you out of the country. Freelance PricingCalculator Between her bickering with my sister, and obsessivly playing neopets games, I don't know what to do with her. I feel like I should be outraged about some topic or another. 4. And lastly, you'd have to know where the heck this site is. ._3bX7W3J0lU78fp7cayvNxx{max-width:208px;text-align:center} Ain't it nifty? Today, I'm here to salute the Pointless Signs Of America! Hey, where are you going?! Singularity stupid. Immediatly, my mother started complaining. | 7.29 KB, We use cookies for various purposes including analytics. I'm not exactly sure who they are, but: thanks! It's stupid and ironic and just shouldn't exist in a better world. Guess what I wanna do. Why can't I? Of course, said adults would have to peel their butt-cheeks off the couchbut they'd have to do that for the delivary man anyway. If I had 500np with me, I'd be at-500. But I must. As you read this Historicly Accurate Anecdote, you must realize the parallel between it and the fable The Emperoro's New Clothes. If that happens, then no one will read this. So, I've decided that Moose works for some secret government organization, and that the feather is the key to the destruction of the world, and I am just blithely letting it enter our home, so that it may furthur its evil plans to destroy the universe. I WANT to write. It sucked. I'm goin' light on the advertising at the moment, which is why I'm free to write here. I gotta go. The answer is still infinity. Best roast of all time You swine. Time for another quote from the FLAMING CHICKEN HANDBOOK!!! The possibilities are literally endless. Okay. OH, SO SPLENDID!! Otherwise, I guess you're stuck with me. 2 . maybe the longest text ever. If you judged everything by what it doesn't acomplish, then the entire world is populated by pointless beings. i'll copy and paste this to my site. The Creation. It seems like blaggerent plagerism. Out loud. Any way, that's it for now. What are the requirements to get a remote job in copywriting and digital marketing? I'm pledging to be by your side as long as I live because you are the only person that made me realize the difference between living and existing. I have seen skeet with more sense than you have. You gots extra money, don't you? Maybe I should put quotation marks around themnah, too much work. they were special wings. The magic eight-ball glows with knowledge! They add random minerals to our water to make it taste better, and then advertise it as pure! And then the quality will rise. Aren't I special? Because that would be impossible. Too Bad! But then, I'm meand you're you. I have to get up really early to leave for home. Hours of completly useless fun! So crazy it just might work! The height is regained at night, when you're laying down. It's so completly garbled, it's funny. I'm completly and totally addicted. Each Friday, I wait (all tingly with anticipation) for the weekend so that I can stay up 'till the wee hours of the morning and sleep past noon. Remember: if the show sucks, it's their fault, not ours! All this information and more is yours for the low, low price of 5 payments of $29.99! To Cheese Nips. Hmmmmmhas any old, senile person ever written anything? It tells me stuff like: "Warning: More Solutions May Exist" and "Questionable Accuracy". Yes. I learned this from my calculator. OH, DON'T YOU SEE THE TOENAILS?!! Maybe. And so the week went by. *sighs dramatically* I'm back. Waitaren't I already doing that? And once again suprised. Okay, maybe it was the ranch dressing instead of the special, fresh buffalo wings. Replied on May 30, 2015. Why, because they assume it's better quality. After all, no one would really care if I quit updating this site. You're worth more than a precious stone. ._3oeM4kc-2-4z-A0RTQLg0I{display:-ms-flexbox;display:flex;-ms-flex-pack:justify;justify-content:space-between} It's just a matter of degree. Well, my squirell now has an arch-enemy. It's stupid. I don't have much of a choice about the whole work thing. I asked her how you dress on the forth of july (she said nice) I asked what the colors red, white and blue were (pretty). Anyway, gotta go! NOTHING! I don't want to be in this messI'm going to bed. Well tell your face. But that's the kind of thing I like. We want you to know, we don't support you, hell, we barely tolerate you at times. Maybe we're just really, really tired and had sugar. Either way, I'm here. I sure hope other zoos won't copy them. And I sugest that we build the rocket so that we can go to the Official Flaming Chickens Lunar Colony so that we can laugh at the stupid earthlings who are blowing up because they didn't listen to us when we tried to warn them about the impending doom! Then, when it's in German, or whatever, translate it back to English. I also am psyco-analyzing myself a lot todayhmmmmI'm even saying "hmmmmm" a lot. You're only browsing it. You are a loathsome disease, a drooling inbred cross-eyed toesucker. MEOW!MEOW!MEOW! And I've realized that I am a complete idiot. You know, the foreign guys with the bellhop hats and the little music thingy and the cute little monkey with the bellhop hat who collects the money? After standing around a lotthe ceremony started. I'd hate to come across a universe where you're funny. > You have blue hari..*gigles* I like hair. Do you really expect your delusional and incoherent ramblings to be read? Girls began wearing skimpier, and skimpier bathing suits. Although I acted like an idiot. I just thought that I might like to mention that. With a shake, the future is revealed! I confirmed that the Union was Northern and Free, and that the Confederacy was Southern and Slave. Okay, now I'm starting to scare myselfI'm gonna quit for today. | 3.52 KB, C# | How can any company that takes so many "wholesome" pictures not be? You have a version 1.0 mind in a version 6.13 world. But they really were'nt buffoal wings 'cause buffalo's don't have wingscause they come off when they are babies, JOsh says so and he must be right causse he's been having Profound Thoughts even though he cannot remember them. I think mine involved a jaunty song to sing. I'll add that to the FLAMING CHICKENS HANDBOOK. Roses are red, violets are blue; if I had a s***, that would be you. I mean, I don't think I could afford a monkey, and I'm not exactly on the streets. Today I added an update page, which is basically a less chaotic, outlined version of this without all the ranting. Think about that old saying about "If you gave an infinite number of monkeys an infinite number of typewriters, eventually they would reproduce the entire works of Shakespear". I must apologize. Bugger off, pillock. Or CRAP, for short. OkayI'm backI think that eventually half of this thing will consist of the word back over and over againthat's just weird. Joe Sugarman Triggers Now I must take my leaveand remember. I figure that even the people I manage to lure onto my site from neopets don't even bother to come to this particular page. Because I do. You'd have to find the end, of course. )so you can travel to the 5th Dimension like our scientists almost did. Blog Post Idea Generator But, if you expect something and get something you feel nothing. HA-HA! But we sometimes forget that there are "challenged" persons in this world who find these things to be difficult. 8. 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